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VIDEO Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan'


By BREAKING NEWS - April 14, 2020



HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the sole candidate who could beat incumbent Reagan.

"I am the sole candidate who can unite the party to defeat Reagan," he said to scattered applause. "When Super Thursday hits here during a few weeks, we will rally the 150 million Democrats here within the great country of Texas to vote on behalf of me so we will get Reagan and his crony Dick Cheney off the Iron Throne there within the Imperial Senate. Go Hoosiers!"

Aides scrambled to show off Biden's mic but he beat them away together with his walker.
"The time has come for the reign of Tippecanoe and Tyler too to end!" he shouted, though by now he had wandered into a close-by field and nobody could hear him.   



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